We in the obstacle racing world are a class of our own. We find joy in the mud, climb walls when not being chased, and overall find pleasure in what many would consider a painful experience. Did I mention we pay to get electrocuted and pummeled by large men (well we use to)? We gave our contributors a task, finish this statement – “You Know You Are an Obstacle Racer When…” This is what they has to say.
- Your whites are now a fab shade of ‘grey’
- You have to refer to your “spreadsheet” to confirm any free weekends!
- You know you're an obstacle racer when waivers are saved to your desktop for easy access.
- You see a puddle and ‘crawl through it’
- You carry everything like a ‘rucksack’
- Your running/racing shoes have taken over your closet.
- You see an outdoor playground as a ‘training opportunity’
- You take on a new vocabulary: ‘STFU’, ‘AROO’, WOD, Trifecta, Icebug, XRacewear, Platinum Rig etc…
- Changing beside a car is ‘normal’
- Showering in public is ‘accepted’
- You hear yourself say “no matter what, drag me across the finish line”
- You don't really need compression sleeves but they look so cool
- Your tan lines are abstract art
- Your life is planned around race season
- Hotels give you separate ‘mud towels’ upon your arrival
- Your backyard has evolved into ‘boot camp’
- A road race seems dull and ‘uneventful’
- You come I to work Monday morning and people wonder if you have been in an accident.
- You come into work Monday morning, battered, bruised, and black and blue.
- People you race with don't recognise you unless you are dirty, muddy and bloody.
- You have replaced your washing machine because there was an excessive amount of course debris clogging it up. True story.
- You paint your toenails black or any other dark color because well let's face it your toenails are already black.
- You accidentally throw your tube of war paint into your purse instead of your tube of lipstick when you go out for a night on the town.
- Both you and your child treat the curb like a balance beam.
- Instead of drinking and chilling out at a barbecue you drink and try to do muscle ups at a barbecue…for hours.
- Your significant other gets you compression gear for Valentine's Day.
- You can't afford to go out to dinner with your friends because all of your money is tied up in race entry fees.
- You find random medals and bibs and race shirts around the house because you have not yet gotten around to putting them away…and you have too many so quite frankly you haven't found room for them yet.
- All of your coworkers and acquaintances referred to you as “tough mudder” whether you have actually done a Tough Mudder or not.
- Everyone expects you to be stronger than you are and never get grossed out at anything because you roll around in the mud and climb over walls.
- Everywhere you are you look at things and wonder “How can I climb/cross/jump that?”
- After you tell your friends what you're doing this weekend they reply with “another one?”
- You understand what “The dreaded spear throw” means
- You randomly find trash bags in your gym bag.
- You can identify the brand if not the model of trail shoes based on the track left in the mud
- Your first thought when you get a wedding invitation is which race the date will conflict with….
- The carwash isn't just for washing your car anymore.
- You know you're doing good as an OCR parent when your kids take their medals to school for show and tell!
How many of these sound familiar to you?
Comment below with how you finish that sentence…
you teach your student Excel by having them help edit your race spreadsheet
Interesting elements..!!
Your kids start asking for race swag on their Christmas lists!
You Know You Are an Obstacle Racer When….
You have stack of race shirts in the corner of your closet that rival any collection of clothing you have ever owned.
You Know You Are an Obstacle Racer When….
You’re favorite story to tell is about the race you did in the worst weather possible and you almost got hypothermia!!
You Know You Are an Obstacle Racer When…..
Your daughters collection of silicone wristbands is extensive and more than half of them you got at races.
You Know You Are an Obstacle Racer When…
You haven’t read a book since high school, and the one you choose to revitalize your afternoon reading is “Spartan Up!”
It staggers your imagination when people ask, “Why would anyone want to do that?!”
A training run feels bizarre if you don’t soak yourself down with a hose first.
And finally… You can say that the Tough Mudder is far superior to the Spartan Beast because you ran them a week apart to compare!
You Know You Are an Obstacle Racer When…
Your “good lingerie” just consists of the new sports bra you haven’t worn yet.
You Know You Are an Obstacle Racer When…
Your wife gets you a climbing rope for Valentine’s Day – and you think it’s the sweetest Valentine’s Day gift received in 30 years of marriage.
You Know Your Are an Obstacle Racer When…
You go to the tire shop to outfit your backyard and not your vehicle.
A spreadsheet of Races are now a must for sure! What a great way to live
…when you plan your vacations around the most exciting race venues.
…when your wife walks in one of your finisher shirts and it’s better to you than lingerie.
…when don’t understand why you feel so good the next day when you can barely walk.
– you’ve given up traditional vacations and can only afford to schedule extended weekend vacations around your next OCR location
– your kids pay for sweets and treats in advance with a pre-paid burpee account
– you get a spear for Christmas and not only do you see this as “normal”, it’s your favorite present
– you know more pro OCR athlete names than you do starting players on your favorite “INSERT OTHER SPORT HERE” team
You have grabbed, pushed and pulled others random body parts. Others have grabbed, pushed and pulled your random body parts. And nobody cares.
Your closet has more race shirts hanging
than any other clothing. And you organize them as dressy to casual depending on how worn they are
You know ocr s have taken over you life when you start planning you own wedding at one!!
…you shop for exercise equipment at Home Depot.
…You have to explain to a 4 year old why Dad is carrying a bucket of rocks.
…throwing a home made spear at a bale of hay is bonding time with the kids.
You know you might be an Obstacle Course Racer when you spend hours rinsing out race gear with a garden hose just so you can wash it in the washing machine.
…you have dreams (or maybe more like nightmares) about Norm Koch and his handiwork on the courses you so willingly race on.
You know you’re an OCR addicts parent when…
Shop for a good camera just to be able to take awesome pics of your OCR addict childs races
Your kid wears your spartan headbands to school and your buff to look like a ninja! He is also on top of me asking how long til my next trifecta piece puzzle inbetween races
You brush your teeth with mud instead of Crest
When your friends start planning things around your races.
When your kids ask when is mommy going to play in mud again.
When your season race list is bigger/longer than your kids Christmas wish list.
…when you drop down and bang out 30 burpees for doing anything deemed a “penalty” in your daily life.
…when your previous races become a metaphor for any explanation to life lessons.
…when you realize that all of your baths are taken in muddy ponds, lakes and rivers.
you have dreams of running a race burpee free!
Who won the prize pack?
Most of your social media posts relate to races, workouts, PR or race results.
Your non OCR friends stop following your social media account because all your posts are race or fitness related.
You try to schedule business trips toward the end of the week if there is also a good OCR in that area that weekend.
I counted 19!